I spend most of my life being annoyed at things/people and people seem to think this makes me an unhappy person, but they are very much mistaken. I enjoy being annoyed and then moaning about things, I think the entire population of Britain feels the same way. This reminds me of the song “Smile” by Lilly Allen, when she said her ex-boyfriend rings her up to have “a little whine and a moan”. That boyfriend could possibly be either my doppelgänger, or me in an alternate reality that Lilly Allen can somehow access, and then put what she has witnessed into song form. Although the latter is much more likely.
Now I know what you are thinking, “Surely it’s easy to write about things that annoy you? Anyone could do that!”. Well yes you are right, but I wonder how much people could actually write about the things that annoy them. Because from writing this blog, I have learnt that 1) I don’t hate as many things in life as I thought I did, and 2) it is impossibly hard to find something that annoys you so much you can moan about it for 800 words.
The great thing about this blog is that after I write about something that annoys me, I feel a little better about life, I feel a little warmer to the world and a little less hate toward the entire human and inanimate object population.
If you have taken the time to read this, I thank you, and I hope you enjoy my blog!